p Are you looking for Eminem lyrics for song Rap God? You've come to the right place. Rap God is a song played by Eminem. /p p[Intro]br
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelingsbr
But I'm only going to get this one chancebr
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)br
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know whatbr
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chancesbr
You were just what the doctor orderedbr /p
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[Hook 1]br
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap Godbr
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nodbr
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?br
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbotbr /p
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[Verse 1]br
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genesbr
I got a laptop in my back pocketbr
My pen'll go off when I half-cock itbr
Got a fat knot from that rap profitbr
Made a living and a killing off itbr
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in officebr
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sackbr
I'm an MC still as honestbr
But as rude and indecent as all hellbr
Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)br
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hopbr
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rapbr
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yakety-yakbr
And at the exact same timebr
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing thatbr
I'll still be able to break a motherf***in' tablebr
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in halfbr
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the factbr
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attackbr
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipadbr
It's actually disastrously bad for the wackbr
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece asbr /p
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[Hook 2]br
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap Godbr
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nodbr
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?br
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hardbr /p
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[Verse 2]br
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have gotbr
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberancebr
Everybody loves to root for a nuisancebr
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon sincebr
MC's get taken to school with this musicbr
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhymebr
Now I lead a new school full of studentsbr
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-br
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slimbr
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a positionbr
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf***in' Rock n'br
Roll Hall of Famebr
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flamesbr
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of famebr
On the wall of shamebr
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flamesbr
Off of planking, tell me what in the f*** are you thinking?br
Little gay looking boybr
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boybr
You witnessing a massacrebr
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boybr
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boybr
You get a thumbs up, pat on the backbr
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boybr
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?br
I got a hell yeah from Dre looking boybr
I'mma work for everything I havebr
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boybr
Basically boy you're never gonna be capablebr
To keep up with the same pace looking boybr /p
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[Hook 3]br
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap Godbr
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nodbr
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascarbr
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash Godbr
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgardbr /p
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[Verse 3]br
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotentbr
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'br
And I should not be wokenbr
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floatingbr
But I got your mom deep throatingbr
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodlebr
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupilbr
It's me, my honesty's brutalbr
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do thoughbr
For good at least once in a whilebr
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodlebr
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough timesbr
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsignedbr
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtimebr
I know there was a time where once Ibr
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grindbr
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combinebr
Appeal with the skin color of minebr
You get too big and here they come trying to censor youbr
Like that one line I said on I'm Back from the Mathers LPbr
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbinebr
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a ninebr
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portalbr
You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 thoughbr
And I don't know what the f*** that you rhyme forbr
You're pointless as Rapunzel with f***ing cornrowsbr
You're like normal, f*** being normalbr
And I just bought a new Raygun from the futurebr
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J madbr
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's padbr
Singin' to a man while they played pianobr
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channelbr
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next daybr
''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''br
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)br
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a humanbr
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhumanbr
Innovative and I'm made of rubberbr
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to youbr
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstratingbr
How to give a motherf***in' audience a feeling like it's levitatingbr
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waitingbr
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebratingbr
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivatedbr
I make elevating music, you make elevator musicbr
Oh, he's too mainstreambr
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse itbr
It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse itbr
With rock, shock rap with Docbr
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose itbr
I don't know how to make songs like thatbr
I don't know what words to usebr
Let me know when it occurs to youbr
While I'm ripping any one of these verses, that versus youbr
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' youbr
How many verses I gotta murder to provebr
That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins to (ughhh)br
School flunkie, pill junkybr
But look at the accolades the skills brung mebr
Full of myself, but still hungrybr
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind tobr
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tonguesbr
But it's still tongue in cheek, f*** youbr
I'm drunk so Satan take the f***ing wheel, I'm asleep in the front seatbr
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funkybr
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and strugglingbr
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from mebr
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hatebr
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I hadbr
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situationbr
And understand the discriminationbr
But f*** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade thenbr
But if I can't batter the women how the f*** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?br
Don't mistake it for Satanbr
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseasbr
And take a vacation to trip abroadbr
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retardbr
Be a king? Think not - why be a king when you can be a God?/p
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